Nick and Dick - No. 52

April 1, 2016

Spring is hear! here!

As we wake from our winter slumber and sneeze into spring Nick and Dick presents a tiny podcast to clean your mind from the clutter crowding your cerebellum.

A quick update about airplanes and meditation in this unusual episode.


Nick and Dick - No. 51

February 15, 2016

Love is in the air!

Hello you romantic love birds! This podcast is full of it. Shhh! Don't tell everyone what it is!
Included in this Love-fest is an example of what people talk about when they call radio stations. For our single lovers; you'll discover who is MIA in this Valentine's episode. And by popular demand you will find another Aesop fable but this time with an illiterate pianist! 

Oh the tingling sensation I get when I'm in LOVE!

SideNote: Miserere mei, Deus by composer Gregorio Allegri is used in this episode.

*Miserere mei, Deus is Latin for "Have mercy on me, O God"

Nick and Dick - No. 50

January 2, 2016

Who would have thought we all would have made it to the year 2016?

Congratulations you did it!
Here's a quick podcast and it is #50.

Nick and Dick - No. 49

February 6, 2015

Yes, the previous few episodes are weird! We know it. Call it our 'White Album' phase. We are back to semi normal and this is 100% clean...except for the bleeped out words.

Here's what we chat about:

Forgetting numbers
Abusive relationships and suicide.
Importance, vanity, and porpoise
Cave people and Twitter Trolls
Data thieves and your health care.
Credit me in Powerball quarters
Relatives done you dirty on Facebook
The things you don't realize
Superbowl, Pro-Bowl, Tiger Woods
Hey!!! You stupid little F#©k!
Repetition is insanity.
Do what you do when you do what you do.
Guilt trips and love.
Buy something!

Thank you for listening!


Nick and Dick - No. 48

February 3, 2015

Nick and Dick find themselves in a time loop, repeating the same day again and again. What!? It's Groundhog's Day?! After indulging in numerous listening attempts, we begin to re-examine this 3 part series and realize our life and priorities are cylindrical...Take advantage of the situation with no fear!


Nick and Dick - No. 47

January 26, 2015

Part 3 of 3...

Little pig little pig let me in!
Facebook Lazy Persons!
Animals from ducks to kittens to puppy dogs.
BALLS again!
Crazy time.
Fish and sushi tanks.
Animal shapes.
Surrounded by strangers!
Christmas again...Oh Christmas Tree!
Engines and oil. Nothing to do with Chanukah.
Family game and try again and again.
Effort...(the most important message of the series)*
Ideas in 2015 to thrive
KGB Friends
Russian Serial Jokes and Bad Judgement
Rinse, repeat, and listen again.

*listen to this again


Nick and Dick - No. 46

January 20, 2015

Part 2* of X. If you didn't listen to Episode 45, don't worry. You can listen to this first. If you are anal then listen to this second. Then LOOP. 45, 46, 45, 46 or 46, 45, 45, 46, 45, 46.

This episode series needs an explanation
Sneaking off to Vegas
Camp in the Mountains
Life happens and gets to a point...
Overlapping blah blah
Love, money and a closet.
Explain the news and crazies
Truck stop cursing
Dangerous Hazard
Punked Camera
Starbucks observation
North Korea slow down
Christmas Day festivities

*It was our intent to write something witty about this episode, but to be quite honest we are both lost for words. It doesn't much make sense unless it makes sense... then you understand something we can't communicate. Maybe it's suppose to evoke feelings or something? Hopefully the next installment will tie everything together. If you listen to episode 45 and 46 contiguously or inversely; then it may show signs of a pattern.

P.S. We love you and will return to normal programming shortly. Until then...Enjoy the madness.


Nick and Dick - No. 45

January 15, 2015

'Tis the Season?

Yes, Christmas in January! For those of you that didn't get enough Christmas Music during the months of October, November, and December you are in luck! Nick and Dick are decking the halls and burning the tree!

This is Part 1 of X. We're guessing three but in may be more or it could be less. That said, after all parts are finished you can have the full 19 or 20 minute (less compressed) version for your listening enjoyment.

In this partition of Nick and Dick:

True Love
The Christmas Experiment
Our state(s) of being are different. (psychologically and physically).
Naughty bits.
You'll learn that one of us did something BIG!
The other did something else.
Crazy talk and Chinese highlights.
BALLS! Lots of them!
The origin of BALLS and more BALLS.
Did we tell you about the BALLS?

Enjoy this brief and strange episode.

Side note: It was mixed for Johnny


Nick and Dick - No. 44e

June 23, 2014

Moving Episode

Screaming cheating wife.
Homeless pregnant moving.
Dick is a drama queen.
Who needs a therapist?
Other ramblings.

Thank you for listening.


Nick and Dick - No. 43

June 8, 2014

Show Notes:

Nick is sorry.
Breaking Up
Blondes Dumb or Not?
How important is Father's Day?
White Trash Baby Trains.